Dennah: Hey where you been girl?
Kay: Well, you left me alone with Linda the butcher, so I went home with 4 pounds of top sirloin and 110 pounds of sexual fury.

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Annie: Kay, she [Kay's ex-girlfriend] tried to buy a horse with your credit card.
Kay: No, she didn't try to buy a horse with my credit card. She succeeded.

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Jake, I think you're taking this whole thing with Gil way too hard. You know he'll come back around. I've seen the way he looks at you.

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Jake: Wow, you're a real piece of work.
Gil: Yeah well, you're a real piece of what I work to push out of my bottom.
Jake: That was clever and hurtful.

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Kay: When you guys [Annie and Jake] get married and have kids in a couple years, who knows who Gil will turn to for help. Some scam artist?
Annie: A child predator?
Dennah: A full grown predator?

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