Jake: I'm sorry I've been acting so weird lately. What can I say, it's my testicles.
Annie: I wish you could see them the way I see them.
Jake: I wish I could too.

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• Added: January 07, 2015

Annie: Is it just me or do we look really good in this grainy footage?
Kay: Oh my God, so good. You should make a sex tape.
Annie: Absolutely.
Kay: I should direct it.
Annie: No thank you.

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• Added: January 07, 2015

Jake may have called her baby Don Rickles, and as I'm saying that aloud I realized I should have piled on with Don Wrinkles.

Annie

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Kay: Annie, what's wrong?
Annie: Jake's acting weird, and not his usual shame-eat-a-lean-cuisin-in-the-middle-of-the-night-then-hide-the-plastic-tray-in-the-bathroom-garbage-weird. Like weird-weird.
Kay: Yeah because that first one was totally normal weird.

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Jake: We have decided to start thinking about talking about...
Annie: ... being prepared for a time in the future when we may want to consider starting to talk about having kids.
Jake: Yep, that's the language we landed on.

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• Added: January 07, 2015