Bobo: You're not you anymore.
Fiji: No, honey. I'm more me than I've ever been.

Your life is a dumpster fire.

The Trickster

Fiji: What makes you think I won't tell your playthings what you've been up to?
Trickster: Because you stopped giving a damn about these people an hour ago.

You're sleeping with a married woman, and we broke up five minutes ago. I guess I didn't think you were that guy.

Creek

Manfred: I know Kai is stockpiling supernatural powers. I saw them.
Patience: No. He locks them away for safekeeping. The energy he extracts is like toxic waste. Once he removes it, he can't just throw it away. It's dangerous.

Lem, we work because you're a vampire, and I'm a really messed human.

Olivia

Sorry, Lem, but no one's going to ruin my Christmas.

Phillip

Well, there goes my happy.

Patience

I became a vampire to gain freedom, but it's a prison sometimes.

Lem

They kicked me out. I thought women were supposed to help each other.

Fiji

You don't need collar or chains when you know how to break down their spirit.

Manfred

The only person you can depend on is yourself.

Olivia

Midnight, Texas Quotes

Olivia: Fiji, why aren't you jumping already?
Fiji: That's not what I was thinking. I was admiring his cooking techniques. And don't make that dirty.

Xylda: You'll be safe in Midnight.
Manfred: That would mean a whole lot more coming from someone who wasn't dead.