Bonnie: That is such a loving and kind thing to do.
Jill: You being mean?
Bonnie: I'm being sincere.
Jill: Yea. Still can't tell.

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• Added: October 24, 2019

You know when you think about it, god has a plan to kill all of us. It's just a matter of where and when. And how! Also how!

Tammy

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I am not! Last night, while under a particularly zippy strain of sativa my Tinder-date and I made the ill-advised decision to tape folders to our feet and ski down the stairs. We terrified my dog and I tweaked my back. Then we had sex and I destroyed my back.

Veronica

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• Added: October 24, 2019

Clearly god's plan for me is to be a terrible person who sets other terrible people free.

Christy

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It's not just Marjorie's clothes that make her old, it's actual time...Sorry, new to nice.

Bonnie

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• Added: October 24, 2019

Veronica: People who need lawyers tend to be people who make bad choices. So, do we judge bad choices? No! We love bad choices! Because they pay for our shoes and food and vacations. Do you like shoes and food and vacations?
Christy: Not these shoes! Not right now.

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• Added: October 24, 2019

Mary's last moment on this earth was me being mean to her. I'm a horrible person.

Bonnie

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