John you spent the week scheming and lying. I don't respect what you did, but I can certainly exploit someone like you.

Lou

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• Added: October 19, 2014

If there is one thing I hate its stolen comedy.

Lou

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• Added: October 19, 2014

Truly talented people always think they are a fraud. Its like my buddy OJ. The guy is a Heisman trophy winner, but he always had this look liked he did something wrong.

Lou

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• Added: October 19, 2014

You took the credit for a dead man's jokes. Thats stealing. No wonder Lupides is haunting us.

Motif

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• Added: October 19, 2014

I felt like the holiday was getting a little watered down. I wanted Halloween to be scary again.

Lou

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• Added: October 19, 2014

Impossible. I was doing a lot of anti cat stuff. The mice love that.

Motif

• Permalink: Impossible. I was doing a lot of anti cat stuff. The mice love that.
• Added: October 19, 2014

Halloween is the least sentimental holiday. No one is ever like 'I should give mom a call. Ever since pop died she never goes out on Halloween dressed as a power ranger and takes ecstasy.'

Mulaney

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• Added: October 19, 2014