Jane: I never enlisted, but I don't feel guilty about it.
Mulaney: Yeah, but its different for you.
Jane: Why because I am a girl?
Mulaney: No, because you are an immigrant.
Jane: You know what John, If anything I am more patriotic than you. I made a decision to come here.
Mulaney: Yeah, when you were two.

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I haven't felt this unpatriotic since I took that picture in college with Michale Moore, granted at the time I thought he was Louis Anderson.

Mulaney

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The real nice guys are The Expendables.

Jane

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Marine: Where is your latrine.
Jane: Latrine. So French.

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I only regret that I have but one seat to give for my country.

Motif

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When it comes to the military, I am a special type of coward. I know something needs to be done, I just really hope that someone else does it first.

Mulaney

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