I asked Santa for a great special and he let me down. I am so mad at Santa.

Lou

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• Added: December 22, 2014

Macaulay was one of the first boys I had a crush on that wasn't one of my cousins. Before him I did not know little boys could be blonde, I didn't know they could not have mustaches.

Jane

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• Added: December 22, 2014

I know you two have a history and I don't want it to be awkward, so why don't you scurry out the back door and get his lunch.

Lou

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• Added: December 22, 2014

I feel like a network doing a Christmas special is like an old man getting dressed up to go out. Its sweet, but it's like, what do you think is gonna happen man?

Jane

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• Added: December 22, 2014