Murphy Brown
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Hey, I heard you have a, what do you call it? Podcast. So smart. At your age, best to have a platform where no one can see you.
Corky
Aw, come on, we're all adults here. Who's hungry? I've got a half a yogurt and a purse full of mini meatballs.
What do you think? Of course I knew, you gay knucklehead!
Miles
I like getting into the tub without some 180 pounder with a hairy back climbing in with me. That is not romantic. That is a slippery floor and a clogged drain.
Welcome to the next two years.
Yeah, but do I have to wear this? It's like something my parents would put me in to meet the wife they picked for me.
Pat
He runs a zoo and all he does is throw raw meat to his audience.
Menopause has made you mean.
Frank
Well, I've been lying to him since he was born. I know what I'm doing.
Hey pal, when you're in this bar you're in my America. And if you can't behave yourself I'll deport your ass right out that door.
Phyllis
I never know what this kid is saying.
You go through assistants like dairy goes through me.
Miles