Jason: Kill me.
Torres: No, I promised Parker he'd be seeing you.

I'll kill your son.

Jason

Killing a federal agent? That's a mandatory life sentence. I know you have families you want to go back to.

Jane

Don't talk. Let me do the talking.

Ernie

Are we friends? Can we text each other now?

Lucy

Dahlia: How about lunch?
Ernie: How about coffee?

I hate when you guys come into our waters and think it's your own.

Kai

Jane: Pineapple!
Jesse: Pineapple?
Jane: That's what the therapist said before we split up to get out of a heated argument.
Jesse: Did it work?
Jane: He's my ex-husband.

Kai: I can go alone.
Jane: Yeah, and I don't want a dead NCIS agent to clear up.

Everyone is hiding a secret.

Jesse

Ladies and gentlemen, please clear the field. We need everyone to move back to the parking lot. Bring all your stuff with you.

Officer

Jane: Hey, Alex, get me some lemongrass from outside -- or get the door.
Jules: Hey, mom. Did I remain the right one?
Jane: Hang on, Jules. Alex?
Alex: What?
Man: Oh, the door was open.
Jane: Nothing.

NCIS: Hawai'i Quotes

Kid: Mom, I don't know anything about soccer.
Jane: They don't care. Just have fun, okay? Go be with the team, I love you.

Ladies and gentlemen, please clear the field. We need everyone to move back to the parking lot. Bring all your stuff with you.

Officer