Tony Bennett centers me.

Kilbride [to Shyla]

The only thing I hate worse than armed insurrectionists is L.A. traffic.

Kilbride [to Shyla]

Sam: And that didn't seem the least bit unusual?
Chambers: We live in unusual times.

Kensi: You believe things happen for a reason, right?
Deeks: I do.
Kensi: This is our reason.

Sam: What do you think?
Raymond: I think you need some furniture. I need a comfy chair.

Shyla: You're not grumpy, sir. You're just passionate.
Kilbride: Keep it up, Dahr. I'll be sending you back to Washington ... in a mailing tube.

Bring me back blood, answers, or preferably both.

Kilbride [to Sam]

Rountree: I don't like you.
Huntington: Well, the night is young.

We are bulletproof, pun intended.

Huntington

Kensi: Somebody wants us to know we're being watched.
Deeks: Well, that's not, like, foreboding at all.

Maybe we should yell "Jonas Brothers." Everyone wants to see a Jonas brother.

Deeks [to Kensi]

Wow, that's a dangerous whistle to blow.

Rountree

NCIS: Los Angeles Season 13 Quotes

If you go down this rabbit hole, G, you may not like what you find. You may even get lost.

Sam [to Callen]

You know how it's hard for you to tell when you're starting to annoy me. This is one of those times.

Sam [to Callen]