NCIS: Los Angeles

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Kensi: And, don't smell me ever again.
Deeks: No promises.

We have a mole in our midst and it ends today.


I got hit with a can of Turtle Wax. You ever get hit with a can of Turtle Wax? I didn't think so.


If you two don't cut out the Ewok routine, I'm going to send you home.


Callen: Welcome back.
Hetty: Thank you, Mr. Callen. It's good to be home.

Sam: You okay? Guess I owe you a drink after all.
Investigator Wallace: Somebody owes me a whole bottle.

We both know that you don't have the balls.

Hetty [to Mattias]

Admiral Hollace Kilbride: And, what am I supposed to tell Congressman Thomas?
Hetty: Tell him, I think he's an ass.
Kilbride: Keep me informed.

Callen and Sam are alive. I repeat. Callen and Sam are alive.


Callen: You remember to grab your car keys back there?
Sam: Son of a bitch.
Callen: Looks like we're swimming home and walking home.
Sam: Maybe not....

I don't think I've ever seen you so excited about a suicide mission.


I have a lipstick gun and I'm not afraid to use it.

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NCIS: Los Angeles Quotes

Kensi: Because once again you're trying to say something without actually saying it. And it's driving me nuts.
Deeks: I think you lost me.
Kensi: No. I don't think I did. I think you know exactly what I'm talking about.
Deeks: Do I?
Kensi: Damn it, Deeks, you asked me out on a date without actually asking me out on a date. Now, if this keeps going this way and we can't communicate, and we've been over this -- you never say what you mean, and if this is the way it's gonna be, then I don't know how we're ever gonna --
Deeks: I don't want to be here with you right now.
Kensi: What?
Deeks: I want to be at my place, right now ... with you.

She's the bravest.