NCIS: Los Angeles

NCIS: Los Angeles Quotes

Season 4 Episode 23: "Parley"

Deeks: I was just gonna see if you were good.
Kensi: Yeah. You?
Deeks: I'm good if you're good.
Kensi: I'm good.
Deeks: Okay. That's good. We're good. Which is, you know, great.
Kensi: I'm glad we cleared that up. See ya tomorrow.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Callen: I'm sorry. Did I miss something? Who are these guys?
Kensi: They aren't guys. They're WODs. W-O-Ds.
Callen: Is that like a B-F-F with an S-T-D?
Kensi: W-O-D is Work Out of the Day.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 22: "Raven & the Swans"

Callen: You would have made a great mother, Hetty.
Hetty: I like to think I have.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 20: "Purity"

Deeks: I was attacked by a hell hound.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 18: "Red"

Hetty: Bugger.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Callen: She's good.
Sam: She's very good.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 17: "Wanted"

Deeks: You smell like Sunshine and gun powder. Two of my favorite things.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Kensi: Eww. You're like a wet dog.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 15: "History"

Kensi: Looks like she tickled your pickle.
 • Rating: Unrated

Deeks: Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his pumps.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 14: "Kill House"

Callen: It's hard to find good friends in our line of work.
Hetty: It's hard to find them anywhere.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nell: I trusted my training.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Deeks: Really? A machete?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Callen: Is this an interrogation or a date?
 • Rating: Unrated

Kensi: Anybody want to put a leash on him before we go another round right here?
 • Rating: Unrated

Callen: Somewhere Granger is laughing.
Sam: Can't hear it. We're dead.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Deeks: ... if you hear my yell "noodles," that means I'm in trouble.
Callen: If I hear you yell "noodles" I'll shoot you myself.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 10: "Free Ride"

Sam: Yeah, I see where you're going with this. Popeye ate spinach,Popeye was a sailor, so... we're looking for a crew member with giant forearms, smoking a pipe.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Eric: And then Sam is calling me Elfie McBeale.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sam: You know what they say when your partner starts sounding like your wife.
Callen: Get a new wife.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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