Mrs. Deeks: You cook?
Kensi: No
Mrs. Deeks: You wanna learn?
Kensi: No
Mrs. Deeks: I like her

It's interesting, you administering that silly test all these years, never bothering to ask what HL stood for.


Deeks: Infiltrate the most secure intelligence firm on the planet?
Sam: I like to start my week off right

They spent six months digging through my life before I got the job offer to work here. Grade school report cards, interviewing neighbors, polygraphs, they did a full body cavity search...of my life.


I don't need any damn tea!


Stop by your place for a beer after my workout, just in time to see you leaving looking like Deeks on a bad day.


Not tonight, tonight we drink alone.


Hetty: Sorry.
Callen: No, you're not.
Hetty: No, not really.

Callen: I think he's going to be difficult to find Hetty.
Hetty: Oh, you don't say?

Deeks: Kensi don't ask me that question.
Kensi: Why not?
Deeks: 'Cause I honestly don't want to answer it.

Eric: Why is he on the coach?
Sam: New interrogation technique.

Why is your team so hellbent on finding the drama in everything?!