NCIS: Los Angeles

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Callen: Welcome back.
Hetty: Thank you, Mr. Callen. It's good to be home.

Sam: You okay? Guess I owe you a drink after all.
Investigator Wallace: Somebody owes me a whole bottle.

We both know that you don't have the balls.

Hetty [to Mattias]

Admiral Hollace Kilbride: And, what am I supposed to tell Congressman Thomas?
Hetty: Tell him, I think he's an ass.
Kilbride: Keep me informed.

Callen and Sam are alive. I repeat. Callen and Sam are alive.

Kensi

Callen: You remember to grab your car keys back there?
Sam: Son of a bitch.
Callen: Looks like we're swimming home and walking home.
Sam: Maybe not....

I don't think I've ever seen you so excited about a suicide mission.

Sam

I have a lipstick gun and I'm not afraid to use it.

Hetty

What the hell are you doing there, MacGyver?

Callen

They always come back, Owen. Until one day they don't.

Hetty

Callen: Hell of a day.
Sam: Yeah. Hell of a day.

Who's Waldo?

Callen
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NCIS: Los Angeles Quotes

Kensi: Because once again you're trying to say something without actually saying it. And it's driving me nuts.
Deeks: I think you lost me.
Kensi: No. I don't think I did. I think you know exactly what I'm talking about.
Deeks: Do I?
Kensi: Damn it, Deeks, you asked me out on a date without actually asking me out on a date. Now, if this keeps going this way and we can't communicate, and we've been over this -- you never say what you mean, and if this is the way it's gonna be, then I don't know how we're ever gonna --
Deeks: I don't want to be here with you right now.
Kensi: What?
Deeks: I want to be at my place, right now ... with you.

She's the bravest.

Deeks
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