NCIS: Los Angeles
Sundays 9:00 PM on CBSNCIS: Los Angeles Season 4 Quotes
Really? A machete?
Deeks
Is this an interrogation or a date?
Callen
Anybody want to put a leash on him before we go another round right here?
Kensi
Callen: Somewhere Granger is laughing.
Sam: Can't hear it. We're dead.
Deeks: ... if you hear my yell "noodles," that means I'm in trouble.
Callen: If I hear you yell "noodles" I'll shoot you myself.
Yeah, I see where you're going with this. Popeye ate spinach,Popeye was a sailor, so... we're looking for a crew member with giant forearms, smoking a pipe.
Sam
And then Sam is calling me Elfie McBeale.
Eric
Sam: You know what they say when your partner starts sounding like your wife.
Callen: Get a new wife.
Eric: Hey, hey wait. I'm gonna get my tights.
Nell: They're leggings. Oh and don't forget your ears.
... even criminals don't like being on the naughty list.
Callen
Christmas is gonna have to wait.
Hetty
Mr. Beal, you have elf head.
Hetty
