Popular Necessary Roughness Quotes
When you are making a living as a hooker, then you can dig this out of storage.Dani
Just drive or I'll tell your girlfriend about your other girlfriend.Lindsey
The next time you screw someone in the guest bedroom, just remember I do box pleats not hospital corners.Dani
Divorce is like going to war. It's bloody, brutal, and expensive.Attorney
My specialties include chicken parmigiana, cognitive behavioral therapy, and kicking my patients' butts. Beyond that, if you would like a money back guarantee then you should go buy a washing machine.Dani
My Dad used to say, life is like a football game. There's winners and there's losers.Dani
My first divorce was like Vietnam. The second, kind of like a sit in.Janet
Janet: Who's Trent?
Dani: Apparently he is a class ditching delinquent who is missing my daughter's hotness. This is awful.
I look like a refugee backup dancer from a Madonna video.Dani
Janet: Do you remember what happened when your Mom said you couldn't go out with Ray?
Dani: I got married and pregnant. Oh.
Did your dress come with that scowl or was that extra?Margo
No matter who you are, no matter how much protective gear you wear, at some point you're gonna get the living crap kicked out of you.Dani