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Necessary-roughness

When you are making a living as a hooker, then you can dig this out of storage.

Dani

Just drive or I'll tell your girlfriend about your other girlfriend.

Lindsey

The next time you screw someone in the guest bedroom, just remember I do box pleats not hospital corners.

Dani

Divorce is like going to war. It's bloody, brutal, and expensive.

Attorney

My specialties include chicken parmigiana, cognitive behavioral therapy, and kicking my patients' butts. Beyond that, if you would like a money back guarantee then you should go buy a washing machine.

Dani

My Dad used to say, life is like a football game. There's winners and there's losers.

Dani

My first divorce was like Vietnam. The second, kind of like a sit in.

Janet

Janet: Who's Trent?
Dani: Apparently he is a class ditching delinquent who is missing my daughter's hotness. This is awful.

I look like a refugee backup dancer from a Madonna video.

Dani

Janet: Do you remember what happened when your Mom said you couldn't go out with Ray?
Dani: I got married and pregnant. Oh.

Did your dress come with that scowl or was that extra?

Margo

No matter who you are, no matter how much protective gear you wear, at some point you're gonna get the living crap kicked out of you.

Dani
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Necessary Roughness Quotes

When you are making a living as a hooker, then you can dig this out of storage.

Dani

No matter who you are, no matter how much protective gear you wear, at some point you're gonna get the living crap kicked out of you.

Dani
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