If he can walk he can run, if he can run he can play. Make him walk by Sunday

Couch Purnell

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• Added: July 08, 2011

You want to know what the new protein is? Earthworms. The guys a worm farmer. The night was destined to end with battery operated machinery.

Janet

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• Added: July 06, 2011

Did your dress come with that scowl or was that extra?

Margo

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• Added: July 06, 2011

Janet: Do you remember what happened when your Mom said you couldn't go out with Ray?
Dani: I got married and pregnant. Oh.

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• Added: July 06, 2011

I look like a refugee backup dancer from a Madonna video.

Dani

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• Added: July 06, 2011

Janet: Who's Trent?
Dani: Apparently he is a class ditching delinquent who is missing my daughter's hotness. This is awful.

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• Added: July 06, 2011

My first divorce was like Vietnam. The second, kind of like a sit in.

Janet

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• Added: July 06, 2011