Necessary Roughness

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Necessary roughness
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Dani: My name is Dr. Dani Santino. And I am not a hooker, im a therapist.
TK: Say what?

Dani: He cheated on me ma' more then once.
Dani's Mother: But less then Tiger Woods.

My Dad used to say, life is like a football game. There's winners and there's losers.

Dani

My specialties include chicken parmigiana, cognitive behavioral therapy, and kicking my patients' butts. Beyond that, if you would like a money back guarantee then you should go buy a washing machine.

Dani

Divorce is like going to war. It's bloody, brutal, and expensive.

Attorney

The next time you screw someone in the guest bedroom, just remember I do box pleats not hospital corners.

Dani

Just drive or I'll tell your girlfriend about your other girlfriend.

Lindsey

When you are making a living as a hooker, then you can dig this out of storage.

Dani

No matter who you are, no matter how much protective gear you wear, at some point you're gonna get the living crap kicked out of you.

Dani
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Necessary Roughness Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

When you are making a living as a hooker, then you can dig this out of storage.

Dani

No matter who you are, no matter how much protective gear you wear, at some point you're gonna get the living crap kicked out of you.

Dani
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