Necessary Roughness "Pilot" Quotes
Dani: My name is Dr. Dani Santino. And I am not a hooker, im a therapist.
TK: Say what?
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Dani: He cheated on me ma' more then once.
Dani's Mother: But less then Tiger Woods.
• Rating: Unrated
Dani: My Dad used to say, life is like a football game. There's winners and there's losers.
• Rating: Unrated
Dani: My specialties include chicken parmigiana, cognitive behavioral therapy, and kicking my patients' butts. Beyond that, if you would like a money back guarantee then you should go buy a washing machine.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Attorney: Divorce is like going to war. It's bloody, brutal, and expensive.
• Rating: Unrated
Dani: The next time you screw someone in the guest bedroom, just remember I do box pleats not hospital corners.
• Rating: Unrated
Lindsey: Just drive or I'll tell your girlfriend about your other girlfriend.
• Rating: Unrated
Dani: When you are making a living as a hooker, then you can dig this out of storage.
• Rating: Unrated
Dani: No matter who you are, no matter how much protective gear you wear, at some point you're gonna get the living crap kicked out of you.
• Rating: 2.5 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 9