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Once-upon-a-time-in-wonderland

I'd prefer to take my chances with the homicidal maniac with the snake stick. Thank you though.

Will

I love you for who you truly are, not for who I want you to be.

Will

Alice: It's a place called Mimsie Meadows under the towering Tom Tom tree. It's a place where nobody goes.
Knave: With a name like that why would they, unless they were a Care Bear?

Tell the people that the battle to save Wonderland is about to begin.

The Red Queen

There's a darkness everywhere when the sun goes down.

The Red Queen

Abandoned all hope ye who enter. I'm not going to abandon anything certainly not hope.

Alice

Robin Hood: You'd steal a pitchfork from the devil himself.
Knave of Hearts: And be out of Hell before he realized it was gone.

So you're risking your life for someone who doesn't believe in you.

Cyrus

This is humiliating. I'm going to die like a bloody s'more.

Knave

How can I go to sleep if you insist on thinking so loudly?

Knave

There's a thing called the front door, darling. You really should try it sometime.

The Red Queen

It's time to find out if you're a woman who's prepared to do whatever it takes to get what she wants or just a little girl with a stolen crown and nothing else

Jafar
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