Once Upon a Time
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Ursula: How are you?
Regina: Mostly wondering how a plate of undercooked calamari ended up with the Dark One's cell phone.
You know if that old bag was still a wolf I'd turn her into a coat for my collection.
Cruella de Vill
Let me be clear, ladies. If you bring up my former sins around my son again, you'll find yourselves across that town line faster than you can say costume jewelry.
Regina
Those two might be tactless morons but they couldn't magic their way out of a paper bag.
Regina
(to Charming) If only your wits matched your looks.
Cruella de Vil
It would be nice if at least one of the Charmings lived up to their family name.
Ursula
Should have known that fish sticks and pound puppy were here for more than a second chance.
Regina
So the only thing you accomplished was property destruction.
Mary Margaret
A whole new generation is getting their happy endings while you sit up her and rot.
Regina
I said we needed to meet covertly. Now I see you've brought the entire Charming softball team and their pirate mascot.
Regina
You want to bury treasure where no one can find it? Leave it to a pirate.
Hook
Oh please, I was torturing people back when you were still playing with puppies.
Regina
