Emma: I almost married a monster from Oz. It's hilarious.
Neal: I almost married a minion of my evil grandfather, Peter Pan so I know what you're saying.

You think you can take down the Wicked Witch with sticks.

Regina

Robin: I thought you were the Wicked Witch.
Regina: And I thought you were a flying monkey.

That son of his. Dumber than a box of hair.

Zelena

I love him. All of him. Even the parts that belong to the darkness.

Belle

She invaded my space. When I return the favor I'm not pulling any punches.

Regina

No one gets between Leroy and his bacon.

Granny