Emma: I almost married a monster from Oz. It's hilarious.
Neal: I almost married a minion of my evil grandfather, Peter Pan so I know what you're saying.

You think you can take down the Wicked Witch with sticks.


Robin: I thought you were the Wicked Witch.
Regina: And I thought you were a flying monkey.

That son of his. Dumber than a box of hair.


I love him. All of him. Even the parts that belong to the darkness.


She invaded my space. When I return the favor I'm not pulling any punches.


No one gets between Leroy and his bacon.