Captain Hook always survives!

Killian

I'm sorry, but your son cannot be saved. He's evil.

Emma

Killian: I think I know what it is. Bloody hell.
Blackbeard: Who are they?
Killian: Those are Lost Boys.
Blackbeard: Where are we?
Killian: Neverland.

I'm sorry I was weak.

Gideon

How about I drive a sports car of your choice over your miserable little head until it squeezes like a pumpkin?

Regina

Issac: You've had me locked up for how long now? What did I do to you that was so bad?
Regina: Tried to kill us all.

Blackbeard: You lied to me.
Killian: And you had six aces in your deck. I'm not as drunk as your other opponents.

Let's get my pirate back.

Emma

Son of a fish!

Ariel

Aladdin: When you talked to her earlier, did she say anything about me?
Killian: I'm not a bloody matchmaker!

Why is this rug flying?

Ariel

[holds up her drink] I have a toddler and a sleeping curse at home. I need this.

Snow

Once Upon a Time Quotes

It's time for a world up is down, where villains can have happy endings.

The Author

I've yet to see you fail and when you do succeed, well that's when the fun begins.

Hook