Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation "Greg Pikitis" Quotes (Page 2)

Leslie: Suspect still with friends in parking lot. He looks obnoxious and irritating, even from a great distance.
Dave: Uh, confirmed.
 • Rating: Unrated

Andy: A week ago, I had nothing. Now I have a part-time job, I'm gonna make 32 bucks tonight. I owe Leslie everything I have. Which after tonight will be 39 bucks.
 • Rating: Unrated

Leslie: Commit this to memory. You see him, you stomp him. Knock his head off if you have to.
Dave: Don't do that.
Leslie: Don't do that. But I give you permission to use excessive force.
Dave: Don't use excessive force.
Leslie: Don't go overboard. Just stop him, by any means necessary.
Dave: No.
Leslie: No. Just stop him. (under breath) You know what I mean.
 • Rating: Unrated

Leslie: William Percy. One of Pawnee's greatest mayors, and a true hero. During the Pawnee bread factory fire of 1922, he ran back into a burning building and saved the beloved secret recipe for Pawnee pumpernickel.
Dave: Didn't like 30 people die in that fire?
Leslie: He wasn't Superman.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Ann: That looks like something you would find on the wall of a serial killer.
Leslie: In a way, that's a compliment. Shows dedication.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Ann: Halloween is my favorite holiday. It's just the best. And I don't have to work! Hey slutty teenage girls dressed as sexy kittens... pump your own stomachs this year!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: He's like an invisible, adolescent, James Bond super villain criminal mastermind. Or maybe someone else is doing it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Are we missing your favorite quote from "Greg Pikitis?" Submit it here and get points for adding quotes!