Parks and Recreation

Parks and Recreation "Hunting Trip" Quotes (Page 2)

April: I gave my gay boyfriend's boyfriend a hickey and it totally made my gay boyfriend jealous.
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Andy [about Mark and Ann]: They're probably making out, over a dead deer. Super romantic.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ron: You know, Leslie, the Super Bowl is in a couple months. I usually watch it with my brothers, maybe you can come by during halftime and shoot me in the head?
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Tom [about Ron]: On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how pissed off is he?
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Tom: Your favorite kind of cake can't be birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal if breakfast cereal.
Donna: I love breakfast cereal.
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Leslie: I think this is gonna be a really good bonding experience with Ron. Guys love it when you can show them you're better than they are at something they love.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: Anne, I always forget because you're so pretty you're not used to rejection.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leslie: I'm really good at hunting and I'm even better at being one of the guys.
 • Rating: Unrated

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