You know, Leslie, the Super Bowl is in a couple months. I usually watch it with my brothers, maybe you can come by during halftime and shoot me in the head?

Ron

On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how pissed off is he?

Tom [about Ron]

Tom: Your favorite kind of cake can't be birthday cake, that's like saying your favorite kind of cereal if breakfast cereal.
Donna: I love breakfast cereal.

I think this is gonna be a really good bonding experience with Ron. Guys love it when you can show them you're better than they are at something they love.

Leslie

Anne, I always forget because you're so pretty you're not used to rejection.

Leslie

I'm really good at hunting and I'm even better at being one of the guys.

Leslie

Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 10 Quotes

Anne, I always forget because you're so pretty you're not used to rejection.

Leslie

I'm really good at hunting and I'm even better at being one of the guys.

Leslie