Beto: Can you maybe help out with Val sometimes? Like, at least with the girly stuff? I'm clueless. 
Lucia: Fine. I'll try.
Beto: What's a training bra train anyway? Don't they just know what to do on their own? Stupid question?

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• Added: January 22, 2020

If I had limited myself to women you haven't slept with or tried to sleep with, I would've had no one to call.

Beto

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• Added: January 22, 2020

You don't think it's weird that white people are asking us to dress in Mexican costumes?

Beto

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• Added: January 22, 2020

Lucia: I'm not a cook, OK?!
Val: What did I say? I don't understand! 

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• Added: January 22, 2020

Lucia: What the hell are you wearing?
Emilio: It's fine.
Lucia: Excuse me? This is not fine. This hat is not fine.
Emilio: It's a little gross, ok. I can't exactly make a stink.
Lucia: Why would you have to make a stink? Simply just say "excuse me, ma'am, I feel uncomfortable dressing like a Mexican bobblehead."
Emilio: I don't need you to go all social justice warrior okay, Lucia?
Lucia: I can't have a point of view?
Emilio: Yes, you can have a point of view. Just keep it to yourself.

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• Added: January 22, 2020

That's my brother, and as long as I'm around, no one, and I mean no one, is going to talk to him like that.

Emilio

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• Added: January 22, 2020

I guess the third Vanessa is the charm, huh?

Lauren

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• Added: January 22, 2020

Val: That girl has two mothers. Two! And I don't even have one.
Beto: You still have a mother.
Val: Why did you leave me alone? I wouldn't have called her if you had been here.
Lucia: Emilio needed me.
Val: I needed you. We were having a good time, and then the second the phone rang, it was like you couldn't wait to get out of here.
Lucia: It's hard to explain. It's not about not wanting to spend time with you. It's about not wanting to be mommy. I don't want to be good at the things she's good at because what if it's all that I'm good at?

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• Added: January 22, 2020

Emilio: I don't want to break up, and I don't want to see anyone else.
Vanessa: Then what's the problem?
Emilio: One day I will. One day, I'll want to be with somebody else.
Vanessa: How do you know?
Emilio: Because I don't want everything I have in this moment to be everything I have.
Vanessa: And I'm the only thing that's optional?
Emilio: Can we just go back to the way things were?
Vanessa: I don't think I will like myself very much if I just agree to that.
Emilio: So what are you thinking?
Vanessa: I'm really going to miss your family.

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• Added: January 22, 2020

Beto: Where are we going?
Ella: Wherever you like

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• Added: January 22, 2020

You know what would help? Would you maybe kiss me?

Ella

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• Added: January 22, 2020