I'm immune to guilt . Chicken Pox and guilt. Neither of them get me anymore.

Evelyn

That was the front office. Apparently I've been named for the All Stars team. I'm to be the Padres rep.

Ginny

C'mon in kid. And when I say kid I don't mean in a Bogart sort of way. I mean that you're a third my age.

Al

I don't deserve to be playing in the All Star game. I was just starting to be accepted by the guys. It's terrible timing and if I turn it down it'll go to Blip, who deserves to go.

Ginny

Al: Take the pity date. It doesn't matter why they said yes. It matters what you do after they say it.
Ginny: Okay.

Ginny: I'm just dreading telling my mother I don't have any time for her.
Amelia: Ginny, she's going to be happy for you.
Ginny: No she's not.

I'm a 36 year old catcher with 65 year old knees. A back that's playing peek-a-boo. I have two more good years tops.

Mike

This is the biggest moment of my life, are you seriously not happy for me?

Blip

Mike: You want me to come?
Ginny: Would you?
Mike: Sure. Moms love me.

Ginny: Mom, can I have a minute? A friend?
Mrs. Baker: We're dating.
Ginny: And you didn't think about giving me a head's up?

Mike: There are you. Ginny didn't tell me she was bringing her sister.
Ginny: Don't bother. She's taken.

Amelia: You should be skipping the All Star game.
Mike: I'm not skipping the All Star Game.
Amelia: You can't even put your pants on.

Pitch Season 1 Episode 4 Quotes

I'm immune to guilt . Chicken Pox and guilt. Neither of them get me anymore.

Evelyn

Amelia: You should be skipping the All Star game.
Mike: I'm not skipping the All Star Game.
Amelia: You can't even put your pants on.