Bromances can hurt just as much as romances.

Brittany

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• Added: October 01, 2014

Booty call is going to pack up his balls and go home.

Nurse Jackson

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• Added: October 01, 2014

Not exactly how I imagined my first three way but I'm not going to lie to you. I'll take it.

Charlie

• Permalink: Not exactly how I imagined my first three way but I'm not going to lie to you. I'll take it.
• Added: October 01, 2014

Vegi-boy isn't much of a conversationalist.

Kara

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• Added: October 01, 2014

No I'm not going to call your parents. I've met your parents and they're a bigger pain in my ass than you are.

Nurse Jackson

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• Added: October 01, 2014

Everything you just told me sucks more than I can process right now.

Emma

• Permalink: Everything you just told me sucks more than I can process right now.
• Added: October 01, 2014

Usually when people have surgery they're bombarded by every random family member they have.

Emma

• Permalink: Usually when people have surgery they're bombarded by every random family member they have.
• Added: October 01, 2014

I haven't heard any code blue alarms so I'm pretty sure the amigo's not dead.

Dash

• Permalink: I haven't heard any code blue alarms so I'm pretty sure the amigo's not dead.
• Added: October 01, 2014