Reginald the Vampire
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on SyFyReginald the Vampire Season 1 Episode 6: "Halfway to a Threeway" Quotes
Reginald: I have to tell you something.
Sarah: Oh!
Reginald: And brace yourself because I can't fully word what a shocker this is gonna be. But the thing I wasn't telling you? My big bold impossible secret is: I'm ki- I'm... a virgin!
Ashley: Falling in love is like being in a jumbo pot of love soup. All of its byproducts: fear, anxiety, obsession, giving a heart to your one true love... if you try and act out all of those emotions, including killing your romantic rival, all at once, you're going to end up alone and in jail.
Sarah: You want me to take dating advice from a monkey?
Ashley: A very satisfied monkey.
Maurice: No, stay away from Nikki! She's a killer!
Reginald: Understood, but maybe there's more to her than that! Everybody has a secret self just waiting to be revealed.
Maurice: No, Nikki's secret self is soaked in the blood of everyone she's killed. Okay? And that's enough blood to source the Nile!
Nikki: When my heart cracked open, I heard it crack.
Angela: Hearts don't crack.
Nikki: Mine did.
Sarah: Sometimes, I feel like it's a bit one-sided.
Maurice: How's that?
Sarah: I suppose we all have walls up, but Reginald has one giant wall. It's like there's something in the way of hoim being completely honest with me. I don't know what.
Maurice: I don't know whose more delusional: the unhinged assassin or the woman who thinks she can control her.
Angela: Mmm hypocrisy is crisp tonight!
Reginald: I promise you our next date is gonna be so, so normal. It'll be boring.
Sarah: Well, it'll have to be boring in order for us to course-correct. Maybe we file taxes?
Reginald: We could sit at a bus stop and not get on the bus?
Sarah: Oohh how late is the DMV open?
