Resident Alien
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on SyFyResident Alien Season 2 Episode 9: "Autopsy" Quotes
Mike: I'm pretty sure I heard two distinct caliber gunshots.
Harry: That was me. I'm still celebrating. It's my birthday! [releases a popper]
D'Arcy: Yay, Harry.
Asta: [whispery] Woo hoo.
If a bullet hit this human heart, it would kill this body before I could turn back into an alien, then I would die, too.
Harry
I do not like this feeling of being almost dead. When I get a burnt potato in my hash browns, I put it to the side of my plate and ignore it. I will do the same with death. I feel better already.
Harry
Mike: Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if they all killed 'em. Look at them rich people names. Troy Hendricks, Tanner Corrington. Sound like old money murderers who killed their way out of trouble. Their parents too busy buyin' yachts and wearin' visors to teach 'em right from wrong.
Liv: They probably wear belts that have whales and lobsters on them.
Mike: Ha! Just a bunch of generational wealth, privileged-as-hell, lacrosse-assed, pastel shorts, boat-shoe mothafuckas. Sorry about the swearin'.
Detective Torres: You still haven't introduced yourself. I guess they don't have etiquette teachers here in Patience?
Mike: I'm Sheriff Mike Thompson, but you can call me Big Black.
Detective Torres: In that case, you can call me medium brown.
Liv: I'm Liv. I'm white.
How do you ruin salmon? I mean, you basically just shine a flashlight on it, and it's done.
Ben
Harry: I have a working theory that I would like to share with you with the aid of my assistant, Judy Pooper.
Judy: It's Cooper. Pooper's my butt.
Harry: Judy Cooter.
Judy: Co-Cooper. Cooter's my lady pocket.
