Resident Alien
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Harry: I have a working theory that I would like to share with you with the aid of my assistant, Judy Pooper.
Judy: It's Cooper. Pooper's my butt.
Harry: Judy Cooter.
Judy: Co-Cooper. Cooter's my lady pocket.
If a bullet hit this human heart, it would kill this body before I could turn back into an alien, then I would die, too.
Harry
I do not like this feeling of being almost dead. When I get a burnt potato in my hash browns, I put it to the side of my plate and ignore it. I will do the same with death. I feel better already.
Harry
How do you ruin salmon? I mean, you basically just shine a flashlight on it, and it's done.
Ben
Detective Torres: You still haven't introduced yourself. I guess they don't have etiquette teachers here in Patience?
Mike: I'm Sheriff Mike Thompson, but you can call me Big Black.
Detective Torres: In that case, you can call me medium brown.
Liv: I'm Liv. I'm white.
Mike: Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if they all killed 'em. Look at them rich people names. Troy Hendricks, Tanner Corrington. Sound like old money murderers who killed their way out of trouble. Their parents too busy buyin' yachts and wearin' visors to teach 'em right from wrong.
Liv: They probably wear belts that have whales and lobsters on them.
Mike: Ha! Just a bunch of generational wealth, privileged-as-hell, lacrosse-assed, pastel shorts, boat-shoe mothafuckas. Sorry about the swearin'.
Mike: I'm pretty sure I heard two distinct caliber gunshots.
Harry: That was me. I'm still celebrating. It's my birthday! [releases a popper]
D'Arcy: Yay, Harry.
Asta: [whispery] Woo hoo.
You are all trespassing and should be in prison.
Harry
Harry: I do not like having people in my house uninvited.
Asta: Well, know you know how earth felt when you got here.
Kate: Really sorry about that.
D'Arcy: Oh, don't worry. I've been peed on before.
Kate: I have, too. I kinda like it.
D'Arcy: I was talking about a frog I picked up when I was a kid.
Kate: Yeah, frogs. Me, too.
I wasn't invited. I'm just hungry.
D'Arcy
Kate: Are they going to do anything about that sulfur smell? I'm gonna barf.
Ben: I don't smell anything. [chuckles] Hey, remember when you were pregnant and you had that sense of smell like a superhero? [chuckles] Hope you're not pregnant! Could you imagine?
