All you wanted was to keep being a cop and all I wanted was you.

Sam

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• Added: May 24, 2012

I made a mistake and it almost cost me everything. I wasn't about to make the same mistake again.

Andy

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At least he didn't kill the cat. Bright side.

Jerry

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You want to be treated with dignity? Earn it.

Noelle

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• Added: May 24, 2012

I could go faster but that would require breathing through my nose.

Epstein

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We're here because you're cute and I'm a black woman. I'm also cute but the black woman part really nails it.

Noelle

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• Added: May 24, 2012

I didn't know how not to see you.

Andy

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They are jealous. They're smart assess. They wish they had had my talk.

Oliver

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• Added: May 24, 2012