Roseanne
Tuesdays 8:00 PM on ABCRoseanne Season 10 Episode 8: "Netflix & Pill" Quotes
Margarita on the house for the old married couple.
Becky
Roseanne: This is our 45th anniversary and I get to talk.
Dan: She's finally coming out of her shell everybody.
Pipe down everyone. Forrest Gump's talking.
Darlene
DJ: Do you guys get points on your credit card?
Roseanne: We get threats. Is that the same thing?
It's not babysitting when they're yours!
Roseanne
Jackie: Is that the hotel?
Dan: No. It's the ham people.
If I was taking handfuls of these pills I'd be in a way better mood. Have you noticed me in a way better mood?
Roseanne
Jackie: What brings you to the kitchen?
Darlene: I was following a rainbow.
I'm gonna give your back a reason to flare up.
Roseanne
I just found out I hate my mother which is really weird because I love my mother.
Crystal
I gotta be honest Darlene. I don't know how you can pass on a job with full benefits.
Dan
Sometimes you just gotta suck it up and put your family first.
Dan
