Holding a rake and staring is not a cover. Raking is a cover.

Jackie

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• Added: May 08, 2018

Jackie: Roseanne get in here!
Roseanne: What?
Jackie: You can't stand on the front porch staring at your Muslim neighbors. It's just so obvious you're spying on them.

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• Added: May 08, 2018

When is your hearing going to go bad?

Jackie

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• Added: May 01, 2018

They treat me like a fly in potato salad.

Beverly

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• Added: May 01, 2018

Is this where birds stay when they go to Vegas?

Dan

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• Added: May 01, 2018

It's not a hobby, dear, it's a symptom.

Beverly

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• Added: May 01, 2018

Beverly: You've been grocery shopping for seven hours. What took you?
Jackie: Long lines.

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• Added: May 01, 2018

Mark: Why do birds have houses when they have trees?
Dan: I'll do you one better and this'll bend your mind. Why do we cut down trees to make the wood for bird houses?
Mark: Whoa.
Dan: One day you'll have a brownie in college and it will make it even better.

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• Added: May 01, 2018

Dan: How much would you say you eat a week?
Mark: Say whatever you have to, to get me in.

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• Added: May 01, 2018

We each get her for a week.

Jackie

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• Added: May 01, 2018

Jackie: I will take Darlene and her kids.
Roseanne: No, I like one of those kids.

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• Added: May 01, 2018

I'm older so I hated her first.

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• Added: May 01, 2018