Jujubee: Ross, I’m so glad you’re here tonight. People don’t know that you wrote a book.
Ross Mathews: Mhmmm.
Jujubee: Oh sorry, wait wait wait. Blair, so a book is a whole bunch of pages with words.
[Everyone laughs]

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It’s kinda embarrassing to tell your therapist that rose petals are one of your triggers.
[Everyone laughs]

Shea Coulee

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Miz Cracker: There’s this stereotype that drag queens have to be like beautiful in their makeup and glamorous and everything. But this is not necessarily true. Look a Juju! Look at her!
[Everyone laughs]
Miz Cracker: What was I saying? Oh right, humility and love.
[Everyone laughs]

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• Added: July 18, 2020

I’ve been telling these girls from the beginning, like let’s just be nice to each other tonight. But I guess I’m like Shea Coulee’s music because no one listens to me. You know what I’m saying?
[Everyone laughs]

Miz Cracker

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