RuPaul's Drag Race
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Anetra: I choose Marcia Marcia Marcia.
Marcia Marcia Marcia: Honor to be a duckling, baby!
RuPaul: Alright. Maybe you can loan her some false eyelashes?
[Everyone is gagged]
RuPaul: You have one more pick. Make it count.
Amethyst: Umm… Poppy.
Princess Poppy: Sorry losers!
RuPaul: Those words may haunt you.
[Everyone is shocked]
Mistress Isabelle Brooks: Oh trust, they will.
Aura Mayari: I live for the couple’s therapy right now!
Robin Fierce: Too bad we didn’t have this before. Maybe it would’ve worked.
[Everyone laughs]
Rest in peace to my hairline.
Jax
Luxx Noir London: It’s so pretty in here. Oh my god!
Irene Dubois: It’s very nice. It reminds me of your face.
Luxx Noir London: Ugh, thank you!
Irene Dubois: Brick. [Laughs]
Aura Mayari: What happened?
Irene Dubois: She looked under my skirt and got hit with a secret.
Oww, my nose. [Head tilt]
Marcia Marcia Marcia
Irene Dubois: You are out of breath already!
Aura Mayari: Girl, I was doing too much.
Irene Dubois: You were doing the utmost!
[They all laugh]
RuPaul: Wait, Michelle, you not gonna slap me, are you?
Michelle Visage: No!
RuPaul: Okay, it’s not that kinda show.
Michelle Visage: No, Ru, it’s not that kind of a show!
RuPaul: No, no, no.
I’m kinda triggered right now, because the last time someone handed me a key, it had white powder on the end of it. But that was a looong time ago, and this is so much better than all that.
Racers, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win!
RuPaul: I’ve got one thing to say…
[RuPaul does a sexy turn]
RuPaul: It’s chocolate.
