Dena: Well, are you a heroine who's willing to risk everything she has to win the stable boy she loves? Or you're a heroine who just gives up and throws herself on some rocks.
Samantha: Todd won't return my phone calls. There's nothing that I can do.
Dena: (nods her head) Rocks.

Samantha: You think you can just propose and then touch me.
Winston: What's wrong? Georgette and I are through. Are you still with that boyfriend of yours? Ted? Fred?
Samantha: Frod. Todd! No.
Winston: Then there's nothing in the way.

Andrea: It's not the money...I swear I would love him if he was just a millionaire. And he's getting divorced. Should I go for it?
Samantha: Andrea, he is charming, good looking, rich and available. If you don't go for him, I wi...
Andrea: (interrupting, threateningly) ... I'll tear you apart.
Samantha: I was kidding.
Andrea: Yah, me too.

Andrea: I hate you, and I don't like your shoes today. And if you fell off the face of the earth, I wouldn't even care.
Samantha: (crying) Good... there's more billionaires for me.

Winston: Samantha Newly, the day we've been waiting for is finally here. Marry me.
Samantha: Screw me.

Samantha Who? Season 1 Episode 11 Quotes

Andrea: I hate you, and I don't like your shoes today. And if you fell off the face of the earth, I wouldn't even care.
Samantha: (crying) Good... there's more billionaires for me.

Winston: Samantha Newly, the day we've been waiting for is finally here. Marry me.
Samantha: Screw me.