Samantha Who? "The Family Vacation" Quotes
Brad: Wow. Amnesia. I'm sorry.
Samantha: Oh no, no. It's okay. It's sort of like having a surprise party every single day. Like finding out about us, surprise.
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Samantha: So, he was my first kiss, huh?
Samantha: Yeah, you'd come back from your week and you'd tell me all about it, and I remember every single detail because I use to write about it in my diary, except I'd use my name instead of yours
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Samantha: (Voice over) No matter how hard I keep landing, I guess I owe it to myself to fall, because the heart wants, what the heart wants, and apparently, mine wants a nasty bruise.
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Samantha: She's suppose to be my friend, how can she do this?
Dena: You did say you didn't want Brad.
Samantha: No I didn't, I said I didn't want to want him. That doesn't mean that I don't want him. Which I don't
Dena: I can't believe she got confused.
• Rating: Unrated
Regina: Everyone always talks about what the Donner Party ate all winter; nobody ever talks about what they drank.
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