Mildred: What are you doing?
Melissa: I know what it's like to want to fix everyone around you and think that's the only way to be happy. But it's not. You have to learn to let go.

Mildred: I'm a good person.
Melissa: Not really. You're kind of a controlling, judgemental asshole. But you don't have to stay that way. That's what's so great about change. There's always the hope we can be something better than we are. It's not too late, I promise.

Schmigadoon! Season 1 Episode 6 Quotes

Josh: You need to forgive your sister. Your mother. This whole thing is very Chinatown.
Carson: What?
Josh: It's a movie
Carson: Like Airbud?
Josh: Not like Airbud.

Josh: Why are you only in your underwear?
Carson: I'm not going to wear anything she gave me.
Josh: Then who gave you the underwear?