Schmigadoon!
Wednesdays on Apple TV+Schmigadoon! Season 1 Episode 6: "How We Change" Quotes
Josh: Why are you only in your underwear?
Carson: I'm not going to wear anything she gave me.
Josh: Then who gave you the underwear?
Josh: You need to forgive your sister. Your mother. This whole thing is very Chinatown.
Carson: What?
Josh: It's a movie
Carson: Like Airbud?
Josh: Not like Airbud.
We can't just run away from the people we love because they're not perfect.
Josh
I know it's hard. Relationships are not like playing the kazoo. They take work, but they're worth it.
Josh
Widow Lopez: Do you love my son?
Doc Lopez: Mama, you're only here because you know how to drive.
Widow Lopez: Jorge, please. I have something I need to say. A week ago, my husband of fifty years died in my arms. When I buried him, it was like burying a part of me, so I think I know something of love. Tell me, do you love my son? You have one heart. Is he the one you want to give it to?
What you have just described is love. It is not something you can prove is there. It is something you choose to believe in.
Widow Lopez
Stop moping! You are gorgeous. You'll find someone else in no time.
Widow Lopez
It's extraordinary, really. One can be convinced they are the smartest person in town and yet still miss the most important detail.
Emma
Well, since Carson isn't here, I've been asked to yell stuff out.
Rev. Layton
Wait, what? Did I miss something? Was there a song?
Melissa
I got pregnant out of wedlock with a seaman and, yes, I heard it.
Nancy
Thank you for your support. I am honored to be Schmigadoon's first openly gay... anything!
Aloysius
