I'd like to say a few words in closing. Let's tell each other how we feel about one another. Find that tortured gay kid in your life... hold them close tonight.

Dean Munsch

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• Added: September 29, 2015

Chad: Why do you even care how many people I sleep with? Okay? I always wear protection. And it's not like I love these chicks.
Chanel: You... you love me?
Chad: That is not what I said!
Chanel: You love me.
Chad: Stop saying that.

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Earl Grey: I heard the coroner calling Boone's death a suicide. It's a bloody tragedy.
Chad Radwell: Yeah, well, it was really bloody.

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• Added: September 29, 2015

HASHTAG CAHOOTS!!

Denise Hemphill

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• Added: September 29, 2015

Look, Chanel, I'm going to be honest with you. I'm sort of over this whole "serial murderer" thing that's going on right now. Last night, I had an amazing threesome with Roger and Dodger, and I realized that I'd rather focus my attention this semester on getting spit-roasted by hot golf frat twins than help you figure out who's murdering a bunch of dumb gashes!

Chanel #5

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• Added: September 29, 2015