Scream Queens Season 1 Episode 12: "Dorkus" Quotes
You should go. Any guy swiping right on you is a miracle. So go. Go meet this blind man and when I'm done apologizing to Melanie, I'm gonna call Pope Francis, because we now have proof of God's existence in this universe.
Chanel [to #5]
Attention all useless Kappa Sluts -- Congratulations! If you're reading this, it means you've overcome the limitations of your tiny manatee brains and opened an email. Now if you're asking yourself 'Derrr, wait, I'm confused, is Chanel talking to ME? Am I a useless Kappa slut?' simply ask yourself the following question aloud. 'Is my name Chanel #3, Chanel #5, Chanel #6, or Zayday Williams?' If the answer to that is yes, then felicitations, this missive is for you!
Chanel
Gigi was the planner. The George Clooney in their psycho Ocean's Eleven, but Boone was the muscle. Without him, they could never keep this whole thing going.
Pete
That guy, Roger, was terrible to his brother, did you know that? His whole life. He ripped off Dodger's left nipple in utero!
Pete
