Scream Queens Season 1 Episode 9: "Ghost Stories" Quotes
I realize that my killing Neckbrace might just seem like a bridge too far, but trust me when I say this had to happen. And I'm confident that I'll be able to redeem myself morally in everyone's eyes. And furthermore, what I just did will become a new ghost story. A cautionary tale about what happens to hog-face bitches who try to steal hotter Kappas' boyfriends. A story that'll be told around the campfire by Kappa pledges for centuries to come.
Chanel
Earl Grey was a good man. With powerful arms and a sexy accent. And now he's dead. His blood is on your hands.
Zayday
Hester: We'll see.
Chad: Yep, sure will, as the arrow of time flows in one direction, causing future events to flow inexorably towards us.
Hester: [blows a kiss]
Chad: OK, just so we're clear, I only caught this kiss so I could throw it away.
Ladies and gentlemen, we interrupt the Go-Go's to give you an emergency news bulletin. There is currently an APB, or all points bulletin, to be on the lookout for Boone Clemmons in connection with the recent Red Devil killings. Boone is very handsome but police are requesting that you not approach him as he may be dangerous. He also may or may not be gay. Now, back to the Go-Go's!
Radio announcer
Boone: Look, if I can get Zayday to love me and have sex with me, I can stay on earth.
Chad: Wait, how does that work?
Boone: Haven't you ever heard the phrase "Once you go black, you never go back"?
Chad: Yeah.
Boone: That's how it started.
The ghost of dead gay Boone is walking the earth.
Chanel #3
Besides, bubble wrap is fun! I think because I'm not allowed to carry a firearm, I like to pop the little bubbles and then pretend like my finger is a gun.
Denise
I'm trying to impress Mr. and Mrs. Radwell and I just spent two hours dressing up as the hag who didn't realize she was the third wheel on Lewis and Clark's gay camping extravaganza?
Chanel
Please don't kill me! I'm sorta gay now, too.
Chanel #3
