Noah: These people just blindly bought into it. It's like they've never seen April Fool's Day, or the House on Haunted Hill. Accepting an invitation to a mysterious party practically ensures a grisly death.
Zoe: Isn't April Fool's Day the one where everything turns out to be a prank in the end?
Noah: Not if you've seen the alternate ending.

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I'm sorry Ms. Lakewood ruined your virgin, but unfortunately that means he has to die.

Killer

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Zoe: Virgin? Seriously? Where did you learn to do that?
Noah: Phantasm Two. It's a terrible movie, but one hell of a sex scene.

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Noah: Audrey, finding out who sent that file to Emma is not going to change what you did or how Emma feels about it.
Audrey: I was gonna tell her.
Noah: Yeah, but you didn't.

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Brooke: See this is why people think you're creepy.
Gustavo: Do you think I'm creepy?
Brooke: Yes, but you say nice things to me, and I think you smell kinda good.
Gustavo: So who's creepy now?
Brooke: Still you.

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