Larry: Why you say no? Say yes!
Bridgette: Look at him.
Larry: No.

Bridgette: I'm going on a date with my dad!
Eliza: Yay! So gross.

Bridgette: Your hair looks the exact same, mom.
Tutu: No, you don't even know how different it feels, Bridge.

Bridgette: I would like a ball.
Augusto: A ball, uh?
Bridgette: A ball, like Khloe Kardashian, a ball.
Augusto: You mean a bowl?
Bridgette: That's what I said, a bowla.
Augusto: That doesn't seem very you.

SMILF Season 1 Episode 8 Quotes

Larry: Why you say no? Say yes!
Bridgette: Look at him.
Larry: No.

Bridgette: I'm going on a date with my dad!
Eliza: Yay! So gross.