I'm going to go out back and give the azaleas cancer.

Gemma

I'm not fooled by the Mayberry setting. I'm very aware of what happened to the last person sitting in this chair.

Sheriff Jarry

Unser: Juice is kind of like a child. Not too savvy.
Sheriff Jarry: As opposed to the other leather clad Mensa members.

Jax Teller is formidable. As smart as he is dangerous.

Unser

If I stay in truth and I give it to people straight. No lies, no spin, no games. I always know that whatever happens is going to be the right thing, whether I like it or not.

Nero

You had me bound and gagged in a bathtub son. I think I would have already dropped a dime on you if that's what I wanted.

Unser

Just keep your claws out of your pants and on the wheel and I'll be happy.

Gemma

I'm sure we can all work together to keep Charming safe and profitable for everyone. Understood?

Sheriff Jarry

He's doing what a guy would do whose wife was murdered.

Nero

We all know how loud a good massage can be.

Jax

Policing streets owned by outlaws is a complicated and dangerous dance. Knowing when to bend, when to push back. Getting close but not too close. You were the right person for the job. I still believe that.

Patterson (to Jarry)

That freaky little holy man liked to live close to the flame and God can only protect us so much.

Venus Van Dam

Sons of Anarchy Quotes

Jax: Some days you're the Beamer, some days you're the goddamn deer.
Chibs: Some yuppie creamed it out by the streams.
Jax: He run into it or hit a tree while it was giving him head?
Half-Sack: How the hell you want me to get it out of there? (Jax gets a chainsaw) Come on. Jesus, man.
Jax: Just pretend its carve your on steak night at the sizzler.
Half-Sack: I don't eat meat, man.
Jax: Figure it out, grunt.

A true outlaw finds the balance between the passion in his heart and the reason in his mind. The outcome is the balance of might and right.

Jax Teller [voiceover, reading his fathers memoirs]