Just keep your claws out of your pants and on the wheel and I'll be happy.

Gemma

I'm sure we can all work together to keep Charming safe and profitable for everyone. Understood?

Sheriff Jarry

Damn, grandma's kind of crazy.

Ms. Harrison

He's doing what a guy would do whose wife was murdered.

Nero

We all know how loud a good massage can be.

Jax

The phrase "Mommy fetish" coming out of the mouth of my own mother should never happen again.

Jax

That freaky little holy man liked to live close to the flame and God can only protect us so much.

Venus Van Dam

Bobby: Remember when our biggest problem was which Mayan to kill?
Jax: Simpler times.

Charming. Our name says it all. This is a bad place isn't it Wayne?

Sheriff Jarry

Drama at Diosa. Whores will be whores.

Gemma

Two weeks on the job, I already made the record books. Worst massacre in my quadrant, ever.

Jarry

I'm here trying to keep the peace while Jax is out there waging war.

Nero

Sons of Anarchy Quotes

Jax: Some days you're the Beamer, some days you're the goddamn deer.
Chibs: Some yuppie creamed it out by the streams.
Jax: He run into it or hit a tree while it was giving him head?
Half-Sack: How the hell you want me to get it out of there? (Jax gets a chainsaw) Come on. Jesus, man.
Jax: Just pretend its carve your on steak night at the sizzler.
Half-Sack: I don't eat meat, man.
Jax: Figure it out, grunt.

A true outlaw finds the balance between the passion in his heart and the reason in his mind. The outcome is the balance of might and right.

Jax Teller [voiceover, reading his fathers memoirs]