Sons of Anarchy "Oiled" Quotes
Calavaras Guy: You can't kill me... I'm a patch president.
Clay: I don't recognize your bulls**t mc.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Gemma: Where you goin' with the baby oil?
Tig: I'm not gonna lie to you Gemma... I'm a very big man. And a little bit of lube sometimes, it's just the humane thing to do.
Gemma: Well I hope that's the Guatemalan hottie in there... and not my dad.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Hale: Cop and the outlaw brokered a deal 25 years ago. You expedite SAMCRO's criminal needs and they protect the town. Everyone knows, nobody cared 'cause it worked. It doesn't work anymore. Murder, kidnap, gang land shootouts. I'm afraid the 21st century has come to Charming.
• Rating: Unrated
Gemma: She's still pulling the strings. Even dead, Rose is a control freak.
Jax: Sounds familiar.
Gemma: I am not my mother, ya little s**t head.
• Rating: Unrated
Priest: You've been away too long Jimmy. You've forgotten how we do things at home. It's not a one man army.
• Rating: Unrated
Gemma: Daddy Tig's with me. He brought me here. You met him last night.
Nate: I know that! I remember...I..I'm not a moron. Coffee's too strong. Next time let your mother make it.
Gemma: Okay.
• Rating: Unrated
Jax: It's gonna get a lot worse before it gets better.
Tara: I know.
Jax: Do you? What happened last night is just the tip of the iceberg.
Tara: You tryin' to scare me?
Jax: Yeah, I am.
• Rating: Unrated
Priest (to Cameron): You killed a man that was part of an organization that we'd been allied to for more than 20 years. You kidnapped the grandson of the man responsible for that union. John Teller... was a friend.
• Rating: Unrated
Unser: This attack...I know what it means, what you guys gotta do.
Jax: I don't give a s**t about retaliation. I'm gonna find my kid.
• Rating: Unrated
Priest (to Cameron): Penance... five acts of contrition. Say them fast cousin, we need to talk.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 10