Evie: Hello?
Leon: It's Leon. There's been a murder. And someone tells me the thread count of these sheets is six, six, six.

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Stan: Exactly what is going on here?
Kenny: Just havin' a little me time. Things did not go well with Eve today. She just [begins crying]...she rejected me again.
Stan: Because you're gay?
Ken [still crying]: I'm not gay.
Stan: You're cryin' aren't ya?
Kenny [still crying]: You're right. I'm a baby. I'm a big, gay baby. Change my diaper.
Stan: Kenny, if these quarters are too cramped for ya, you are more than welcome to go live in the yard.

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The only person who's allowed to walk through that front door without knocking is Fonzie, and you are damned sure not Fonzie.

Stan

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Oh, Evie, I was supposed to kill you, but I couldn't. Thank you for the carrots.

Russell

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