Stan: What the hell is that?
Lara: Sage. It purifies the air of the room.
Stan: Smells like a pregnant raccoon died in your chimney.

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• Added: November 22, 2017

Now what? The doorbell rings, he pops out of a cake, and he gives me a knobjob?

Stan

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• Added: November 22, 2017

Worst. Seance. Ever.

Stan

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• Added: November 22, 2017

Stan: Leon! What was in the fudge?
Leon: Freedom! For the mind...

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• Added: November 22, 2017

Yeah, see, that's the thing. I can definitely imagine Stan killing someone with a bucket, but this whole smiling and polite thing; that does not track.

Evie

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• Added: November 22, 2017