Star Trek: Lower Decks
Thursdays on Paramount+Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 2 Episode 5: "An Embarrassment of Dooplers" Quotes
Boimler: Woah. I've never been on a station this old. It's like a whole city.
Mariner: Yeah, it's great, but it kind of smells like pee sometimes.
Melvis: I should disintegrate you for stranding me on Ceti Alpha IV which, I'll have you know, is much worse than Ceti Alpha V!
Mariner: I don't strand people!
Boimler: She stranded me on Rubicon III.
Mariner: You stranded yourself.
Boimler: Pfft. What about on Axelus?
Mariner: Ok, yeah, I stranded you there.
Mariner: Aw, crates!
Boimler: Hold on, what's in them?
Melvis: Limited edition Commander Data bubble bath
Boimler: You sure this isn't a Lore?
Melvis: Meh, a couple might be Lores.
Rutherford: We can escape through the maintenance hatch.
Tendi: It was sealed off months ago. Don't you remember?
Rutherford: No, Tendi, I don't remember, and that's the problem. My whole deal is repairing starships. If I can't fix this little toy, then I don't even know who I am anymore.
Tendi: You're still Samathan Rutherford.
Rutherford: Am I? The old me was better. I can't figure out his notes and I'm like a year behind being friends with you. It's like I'm competing with my own ghost.
Boimler: We can forget about the party because guess what? We're probably getting arrested instead.
Mariner: No way, I didn't put on underwear for nothing.
Boimler: I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. I didn't even know you had feelings.
Mariner: Of course, I do! I just don't show them to everyone. I don't know why I make an exception for you.
Our ship might not be the biggest, and we might do the missions nobody else wants, but we are still Starfleet. My crew deals with just as much **** as Picard's or any other. We might be California class, but we are the best at what we do. I'm Captain Carol Freeman. This is my crew. And you are letting us into that party!
Freeman
