Beckett Mariner: The longer I’m off a ship, the more useless I feel! Like that, that big dumb red thing.
Admiral Mariner: Beckett, you know that’s the Golden Gate Bridge.
Beckett: Nobody drives anymore! Why do you need a bridge? This planet’s wack.
Admiral: People like the bridge. I like the bridge.

Admiral Buenomigo: I don’t know why you keep breakable objects in the house anymore.
Admiral Mariner: Neither do I.

Mariner: When you said your family had vineyards, I just assumed it was for wine.
Boimler: Oh, I wish. No, we Boimlers dry grapes. Just dry ‘em and dry ‘em and DRY ‘EM until they’re all shriveled and hopeless and stuck on Earth forever.

If there’s one thing I’ve got in this joint, it’s gout! But also transporters.

Chief Denny

Hello, Explorers, and welcome to the 21st Century. We hope you enjoy yourself and make a first contact… with FUN!

Voice of Bozeman

Boimler: We have to stop her. I don’t care what trouble I get in.
Rutherford: Same.
Tendi: I want the trouble. Give me the trouble!

Freeman: Under some rather invasive questioning from Commander Tuvok, this forger revealed the true identities of the bombers. The Pakleds themselves!
Others: What?!?
Freeman: It was a huge reveal.

Boimler: Y’know, even covered in alien sploof, there’s no place I’d rather be.
Tendi: Yeah. Home, sticky home.

Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 3 Episode 1 Quotes

Admiral Buenomigo: I don’t know why you keep breakable objects in the house anymore.
Admiral Mariner: Neither do I.

Beckett Mariner: The longer I’m off a ship, the more useless I feel! Like that, that big dumb red thing.
Admiral Mariner: Beckett, you know that’s the Golden Gate Bridge.
Beckett: Nobody drives anymore! Why do you need a bridge? This planet’s wack.
Admiral: People like the bridge. I like the bridge.