Veggie: When I want to relax, I just shut my eyes and imagine I’m in a nice, hot bath.
Lisa: I hate baths. You just lie there in your own filth like a hippo.
Veggie: That’s why every time I have a bath, I always have a shower afterward.
Lisa: That’s ridiculous. That’s just doubling the time it takes to wash. Why not just have a shower?
Veggie: Because I like having a bath and sitting in my filth like a hippo.
Lisa: No wonder there’s no hot water left for me in the morning.

Veggie: I’ll miss you.
Lisa: Of course you will because I’m amazing.

Danny: So you’re there. Let’s see your room. What’s it like?
Lisa: Can you imagine Buzz Lightyear’s coffin?

Danny: I’m thinking of contacting Amy. In your honest opinion, how long do you have to wait to text a girl after you accidentally cut off their finger?
Lisa: Oh, I’d say five…hundred years.

Lisa: Listen, maybe this is a blessing in disguise. You know, you can be spontaneous. You can talk from the heart.
Danny: I can barely talk from the mouth.

These zoomy, skypy type meetings, they’re hard enough as it is. But now? I can’t freestyle my way through with all those faces looking at me. I feel like I’m being tried for a crime in a dystopian future.

Danny

Lisa: You are so incredible. You are incapable of saying a bad word about her. I mean, honestly, if someone had cheated behind my back with three people, I would so not be defending them the way you are.
Danny: I’m sorry, what did you say? Did you say three people?

Still Up Season 1 Episode 4 Quotes

Veggie: I’ll miss you.
Lisa: Of course you will because I’m amazing.

Veggie: When I want to relax, I just shut my eyes and imagine I’m in a nice, hot bath.
Lisa: I hate baths. You just lie there in your own filth like a hippo.
Veggie: That’s why every time I have a bath, I always have a shower afterward.
Lisa: That’s ridiculous. That’s just doubling the time it takes to wash. Why not just have a shower?
Veggie: Because I like having a bath and sitting in my filth like a hippo.
Lisa: No wonder there’s no hot water left for me in the morning.