Succession
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOSuccession Season 2 Episode 8: "Dundee" Quotes
Connor: It's interesting that dad's agreed to go back to Scotland for this dedication dinner.
Shiv: Yeah.
Connor: He didn't have it easy.
Shiv: Umm hmm.
Connor: He had to shit outside, right? Sometimes I think I'll never truly understand dad until I shit outside.
Hey, Ken. Maybe you should tell that story about how you tried to kill him and take over the company. That ought to moisten the old peepers.
Roman
Three thousand miles to pose with signage. Thank fuck I'm not busy.
Logan
Connor: Tell us a story, though.
Logan: Story?
Connor: Yeah, from back in the day.
Logan: Oh yeah. What? You want a bit about old, fucking Rosebud? Rosebud is a dollar bill. It's whatever it took to get me the fuck out of here.
Connor: Good story, dad.
Roman: Oh, and one more thing real quick. Should weeee get married?
Gerri: What?
Roman: You know, not that. An equivalent. The think. Like I abduct you and force you to live with me.
Gerri: That's not equivalent.
Roman: Then you kill me. You chop my dick off, you know? Something. I'm kidding, but you know what I'm saying. You eat me. I eat you. Like they do in Germany. Anyway, it's a lot to think about. I get it. So let it [wiggles fingers by his head]. Bye.
Roman: And did I hear that your mother, is this true, she volunteers for the democratic socialist?
Tom: Oh my! God folks, watch out. We got a libtard in the punchbowl.
Rhea: Wow. A whole school for how to intern at a clickbait aggregator.
Kendall: Yeah, ten reasons why you're never getting paid.
Rhea: I'm sorry. I have to ask. Why are you trying to fuck me?
Kendall: Trying to fuck you? What do you mean?
Rhea: Rose? We both know what that was.
Kendall: If anything, I'm just mildly offended on behalf of my sister and Frank, Gerri. And I wonder about the optics, but hey, my dad knows. So, yeah.
Rhea: Even so, I don't know how you've done it, frankly. What with everything you've been through.
But when we're out on the other side of this all, it's you. I'm telling you now. It's always been you.
Rhea
Hugo: Uh, they're asking if you want to stay for lunch.
Logan: Fuck no.
Hugo: I'll be sure to feed that back to them. Fuck no. Got it.
The Logan Roy School of Journalism. What's next, the Jack the Ripper Women's Health Clinic?
Ewan
In terms of the lives that will be lost by his whoring for the climate change deniers, there's a very persuasive argument to be made that he's worse than Hitler.
Ewan
